“Why Would You EVER Leave Hawaii?”
Aloha y’all! Where does a pasty-white Michigander with Polish/Irish ancestry get off throwing around the term aloha? If you’re an avid blog reader of mine, you’ve likely heard me dropping alohas like f-bombs. And if you follow me on social media, you’ve certainly witnessed my tired aloha gear. Annnd, if you’re in my physical space, you’re surely exhausted of the trite tales of Hawaiian grandeur. Clearly, I’m not Hawaiian. Hell, I don’t even live in Hawaii anymore. So what’s w